I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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