Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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