I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
