no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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