sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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