I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
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It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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