I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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