Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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