But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i was born a porn star she said
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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