Me. At least after what I've been through.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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