I'm lost and stupid without you.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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