he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
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At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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