Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
