had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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