you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Randomize
