She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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