Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
you made out with another girl for some wings
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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