Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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