it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
They have beer where we have blood.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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