I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
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I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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