she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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