idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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