I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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