No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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