I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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