I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I deserve this hangover.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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