I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
