Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
she pinky promised me she was 18
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Randomize
