But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
They have beer where we have blood.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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