im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
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I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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