i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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