when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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