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Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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