This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
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It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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