Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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