We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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