She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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