she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
