I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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