whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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