Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
