it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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