scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Naked Twister starts at high noon
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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