ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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