But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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