Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
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I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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