it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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