Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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