ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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