The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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