windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
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I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize