an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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