It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
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I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
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I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize